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GTFU is a free service offered by a community of early risers who want to help others become early risers too. We offer to call you at 5am, Monday to Friday, to wake you the fuck up.
We say it's time to get the fuck up.
IS GTFU RIGHT FOR YOU?
Let us know if the story below sounds familiar.
Every night, you think about what it would be like to be one of those people who gets up and starts their day early. You've met those people who by 9am, have already meditated, finished half a book, gone for a 10km run, showered, eaten, and are still so energetic you don't know what the fuck could possibly be wrong with them.
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The truth is that you secretly want to be one of these people. You tell yourself each night that you're going to get up a little earlier the next day, only to find yourself stuck in a life of constant snoozing.
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We're here to help you finally get the fuck up and take back your life.
STILL NOT SOLD?
Alright, let's break this down.
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1. It's free (I like free, how about you?)
2. We guarantee that we can get you up (unlike the 13 alarms you currently have set 5 minutes apart)
3. If you decide at any point that GTFU isn't right for you, we'll stop calling.
Questions? Feedback? Email me at adamkruger@outlook.com
WHY 5AM?
Because why not?
Science tells us that you don't need more than 7 hours of sleep, and we all know you aren't doing anything productive after 10pm anyways.
No need to worry. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Netflix and the never-ending list of time-suckers will be waiting for you tomorrow.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
If you're ready to give this a shot, please fill in your contact info below and please remember to take your phone off vibrate at night.
IT'S TIME TO GET THE F*CK UP.
